Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you are NOT AMUSED BY THESE SHENANIGANS. Shenanigans aside, you are 8.5 SWEEPS, or for the rest of the fucknuts out there, around 18.4 HUMAN YEARS OLD. You don't know why everyone else can't just LEARN TO CONVERT NUMBERS but who gives a damn.
You currently lack proper vision in your right eye from... an event you'd rather not discuss. You have some interesting scars from it, though.